1st act, 1st scene :P

Starring:

Sam W-Inch: a little bit neurotic, and only a BIT blood-junkie type of mosquito-hunter. Nickname: Inches. Already opened a mosquito ex-terminator shop (afraid of loosing demon-blood)

Dean W-Inch : very neurotic, because of breaking the first apo-seal. Nicknames: who knows, there are too much (just as his f*cked-up women), but for sure he does NOT know (has the brain of a five years-old - matchbox and pie)

Castiel-Novak : poker-faced ex-angel, who was kicked out from heaven, and during the FALL he found a big parachute (he is still wearing it as a coat), and due to the landing he became something-like-human. Now he's learning how to smile - the best plastic surgeon helps him.

Gabe: thinks, he's smart enough so he's hiding from God(Father), altough he's a god-bad guy, and his jokes are not really funny (but at least he's enjoying them)

Mickey : he is the most faithful little son of God(Father), pathetic and cocky - stuck-up. He really-badly wants and needs the body of Dean W-Inch. That's his biggest 'secret'.

Luci: pathetic porn-dependent bastard, who's ass got kicked out from Hell by his own demons, so he's playing the big-apocalypse-retriever. Altough he's homeless, but he tries to keep it in secret.

Pamela: The very "heavenly" star of Dean W-Inch, and one of the couses of his neurotic behaviour because she cannot stop joking around about his 'deanity' of course, meanwhile she is still picking the ass of Sam W-Inch.

Bela: the biggest nightmare of the W-Inches, and because of her got Luci kicked out from hell. That chick makes everybody crazy (one way or the other), and since she is 'supernatural' the phrase 'when the hell freezes' is not a synonym for NEVER anymore. She already freezed it.

God(Father): he is the BRAIN, the big CREATOR of every mass. His favorite hobby is watching the Humanity-TV (when he's not watching some porn). Actually he has some sense for humor, and he created humanity for his own entertainment. His favorite joke is, that humans still believes in Deus-ex-Machina, although he's retired, so he's just a machinating ex-Deus.