Heavenly chatings:

Cas: Daddy, can I go out playing with Dean?

God: There's no way, son! He is a very nasty boy, terminally I have to go for you in Hell!

Cas: But Daaaaaaady, Micky might play killing game with Lucy. Then why I can't play with Dean outside? Pleeeeeeease!

God: No, son.

Dean: Morning, Sir. Would you mind if I ask Cas play with me?

God : No, because last time you played Truth or Dare and he had to go down to Lucy heat the furnace. Do you know how big the Hell? You will see.!

Dean: But Lucy was happy! He told us if we were good boys we can get the 72 virgins.

God: Of course! Then he came to me to tell of you didn't leave him alone and iterated planes from his Destroy-the-wold plans.

Cas: please, daddyyyy... Dean thinks, I have to learn more about other cultures and religinos. We'll start with a very important religions-book, that 'LamaSutra'

Dean: Cas... How many times I've told you? It's KAMA... KamaSutra...

God: okay, that's it... Cas, you GO to your room, immediately, and read the Relevations. Angels are monotheistic, and not hippi-sex-gurus... And Dean... You'd better watch for your little brothet, it's not proprietry to drinking form a lady's neck.

Cas: but daddyyyyyyy...

Dean: o, please, that's sucks...

Cas: Oooooooooh, come on! Daddy, please, please, come on! Just for once! I promise I will be a good boy. By the way don't expect to me I'm an idiot! We are all born somehow! You also did with someone, am I right? So.

God: Little boy, this is an adult thing, and if you bark more I will call Gabe and he could some tricks to suck. And by then I'm sure you won't ask me this no more!

Cas: heheeeee... but you need to find him before, because he's hiding. And he told me, he wont ever listening to youuuuuu... so neither will I...

God: I'll call Raffael...

Dean: oh, c'mon! Could we just forget this headband-turtles... and BTW, Cas... Isn't it Raffael, who became to your little bitch last time?

God: Seriously I need to talk to my kids...  Cas, we're done... I need to meditate...

Dean: Yeah, sure... back to Mexico and the tortillas...

Cas: Yeah, and he had the courage to punish Adam and Eva... Alhtough they were such a great party-faces...

Mike: Dad, Luci stole your Busty Asian Beautys... oh, hi guys... Dean, you want to come and hook up with me in this new cafe at the corner?

Dean: Sure. Yes.

Miki: Yeah!!! Finally, you said YES. YEEEES. Bye, Dad, I think, I'll come home very-very late. I have some work to do, on Earth.

Cas: Well, THANK U VERY MUCH, Dad... you turned my only dude to  a douche...

written by: BentAnat, BlackPoet, drusnemet

translation: drusnemet and BentAnat