A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls
Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to
the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You
got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Yugo!" The
driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a
phone."
The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge
in there, too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my
Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says,
"Yes, I have a refrigerator."
The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great, man! Hey, you
got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of
my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by
now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is
the finest luxury car in the world!"
The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got
a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!"
Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls
Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he
promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the
Rolls. The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the
car, and the bed looked superb, with satin sheets and brass trim.
It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce. So the driver of the
Rolls begins searching for the Yugo, and he drove all day.
Finally, late at night, he finds the Yugo parked, with all the
windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got
out and knocked on the Yugo. When there wasn't any answer, he
knocked and knocked, and eventually the owner stuck his head out,
soaking wet.
"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,"
the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.
The driver of the Yugo looked at him and said, "You got
me out of the shower to tell me THIS?!?!"
Peter